Song Parodies -> "T&A"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"T&A"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

T&A
Had a fine set in my younger days
But at my age there's no freakin'way
I'd care to put them on display.

Suddenly
Mother Nature is my enemy
She and mean ol' Mr. Gravity
Aw! Just look what they done to me!

Like a vol-ca-no's
Lava flows
Downhill went they
In tube top or thong
don't belong.
My T&A-A-A-A.

T&A
I discovered to my great dismay
Sprouting long and wiry hair that's gray
I have to pluck some every day.

If longer T's grow
In a bow
Tie them I may.
Though a forty long
Bra I don
In place won't sta-a-a-ay.

T&A
Not as fine as they were yesterday.
Still my husband loves me anyway.
He demonstrates it everyday.
And that makes everything okay

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AFW - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Ha-ha...self spoofing is always a sure winner...and this is one of your breast, er, best...great work

alvin - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Titilating & Amusing

Kristof Robertson - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment

T&A? Tiles and Adhesive? Tel & Aviv? Topiary and Armadillos? I don't understand....;-) 555+

T***y Turtle - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment

"forty long" ROFLMAO! ... loved the happy ending. 55.5, but you look 22.2 in my mind.

stuart mcarthur - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment

lovely write PMS - but when they ask you to "show us yer tits" and you oblige by lifting your dress up, that's when you're really in trouble - 555

Andria - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment

If you really want to know, I have a 34D cup size, but no hair on them. 555, but T&A? What the Hell does that mean? Where I come from, it means "Tiles and Adhesives", but that's obviously not the subject of this parody.

PMS - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks all for the votes and comments. Andria, T&A is short for T*ts and A** where I live. And where I work, it stands for Tonsils and Adenoids, usually refers to the procedure to remove them

TJC - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Soooo funny... maybe your best?

PMS - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks TJC

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