is there anybody going to buy it when I'm posing,
in playgirl, and what will they all say
as he women moisten up so slow you will be sorry
but I won't regret a single day
play girlllll. play girllll

when I think of all the times I tried with those auditions,
socks were rolled and placed within my pants
and they laughed at me the time the sock moved positions
then they threw me out and said I can't
play girrlll

it's the kind of rag with clothing down
with bareness there you feel so cool
then they say you're looking good,
you act so shy you're hiding wood
it's cool.. ooh ooh ooh
play girl play girrrll

they never told you to be young, you're there to give girls pleasure
didn't understand it when they said
take that toque and place it gently now upon your treasure
put it on the wrong and little head ...
play girrlll
play giiirrll