Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving Dinner"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving Dinner"

Parody Written by:

Chris "UZ" White

The Lyrics

In honor of the holiday season, here's the story of killing a turkey dinner. You can substitute "Thanksgiving" for any holiday, if you wish,just to keep it topical. (Valentines day might sound a but weird in the context, though.) Anyway, the only thing I dislike about this song is the awkward re-rhymes I keep using, but if you look past that, I think it's a fun little song.

Turkey’s gonna hear a little sound
As I take my axe and take him down
Bird, don’t frown
We need you to die so Uncle Lynn can chow you down

Turkey, now you may be asking ‘Why?’
Now, don’t question me, you’re gonna die
Aw, don’t cry
You won’t get away ‘cause we all know that you can’t fly

Turkey fry
Turkey fry
I’m gonna go set the stove on high!

Turkey fry
Turkey fry
Turkey, it’s time now to say bye-bye.

*Gobbling and axe choppin' noises*

Turkey’s head is lying on the ground
But the guy is still running around
How profound
He’s just running headless, making not a single sound
He’s just running headless, making not a single sound
Man that turkey sure knows how to bring Thanksgiving down.

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