-> "I Am A Tall Cuss"
Original Song Title:
"I Am The Walrus"
Parody Song Title:
"I Am A Tall Cuss"
The Lyrics
you are wee...and not like me...i'm like a tree
i'm so well put together
i weigh a ton...i block out the sun...i'm stories high
i'm giant
sittin' with my ox, babe...bluer than an ox should come
flannel woven plaid shirt
i'm a very sturdy man...yet still a growin' boy
see how my legs grow long
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude
dug a canyon...with no plannin'...pretty grand ol' canyon...that i hoed
i'm quite a guy...i'm vastly oversized...gargantuan
i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant
i'm a forest buster...lumber pilin' up so high
livin' me the good life...energy is ceaseless
searchin' for the knotty pines so i can chop 'em down
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude
expert...axe sort...most resourceful
don't you think i'm forceful ?...course, you do
(yes we do...yes, we do...yes, we do)
can't tell a lie...my babe is a guy...he's big as i
i'm giant
hewin' down an orchard...trees, i see, i overpow'r
hatchet, i am swingin'...zingin' and a-flingin'
man, you wish you could be me, cause i'm a dynamo
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman..i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude..i'm huge
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude...i'm huge
super super super
chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
oh, i'm wide breadth
scary man
hairy big body
i'm one in a million
of that, you cannot doubt
i'm the one...i'm a big mother...yep, dude
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