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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Tall Cuss"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A Tall Cuss"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...paul bunyan sings...
you are wee...and not like me...i'm like a tree
i'm so well put together
i weigh a ton...i block out the sun...i'm stories high
i'm giant

sittin' with my ox, babe...bluer than an ox should come
flannel woven plaid shirt
i'm a very sturdy man...yet still a growin' boy
see how my legs grow long
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude

dug a canyon...with no plannin'...pretty grand ol' canyon...that i hoed
i'm quite a guy...i'm vastly oversized...gargantuan
i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant

i'm a forest buster...lumber pilin' up so high
livin' me the good life...energy is ceaseless
searchin' for the knotty pines so i can chop 'em down
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude

expert...axe sort...most resourceful
don't you think i'm forceful ?...course, you do
(yes we do...yes, we do...yes, we do)
can't tell a lie...my babe is a guy...he's big as i
i'm giant

hewin' down an orchard...trees, i see, i overpow'r
hatchet, i am swingin'...zingin' and a-flingin'
man, you wish you could be me, cause i'm a dynamo
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman..i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude..i'm huge
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude...i'm huge
super super super

chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
oh, i'm wide breadth
scary man
hairy big body
i'm one in a million
of that, you cannot doubt
i'm the one...i'm a big mother...yep, dude




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Overall Rating: 5.0

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MasonR - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This was axe-cellent! 555
McKludge - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice! Pacing is perfect. 555
Guy - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
If this were a commercial for Paul Bunyon it would be an OXygenizement. Your skills are showing that they are well Paulished. Excellent and the title just grabs your attention. Absolutely loved it!
John Barry - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
One of the best parodies of this song I've seen.
alvin - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mason, mckludge, guy and john
2Eagle - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
You are a giant of a songwriter.
alvin - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....and about 5'6" in person...lol
Paul Robinson - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
That's quite a well-done Tall Story...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks paul
Agrimorfee - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sit you down, Bunyan, rest you. Pretty darned good!
Babe - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Ox-cellent
Harry - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
standing tall! brilliant 5-5-5
alvin - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks agri, babe (quite an honor) and harry
AFW - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Truly, a giant "Read-word" of a parody..Best I sawed today
MrMacphisto - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... a video for this would be pretty funny...
QC79 - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
"And here's another clue for you all...the walrus was tall!" LOL!
alvin - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW , macphisto and QC79

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