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Song Parodies -> "Love That Meat, But Seen It Made ?"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Love That Meat, But Seen It Made ?"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

love that meat, but seen it made ?
love that meat, but seen it made ?

love the meat, but...seen it made ?
nothing could be so grievous
first they get conked so they will pass away

when at last, the carcass teeters
its prepared, so you can eat 'er
filing off the gristle as they swing on large hooks

temps are low, to keep 'em colder
as they cut the flanks and shoulders
so you'll have a little bit of filet mignon

(wah...wah...wah...wah)

love that meat, but...seen it made ?
animals sliced up neatly
never be free....no way to flee, you see

MEATY !

taken off...to see the skinner
bloody bath...then wrapped for dinner
once they're eaten up, you'll never see 'em again

have your fill...enjoy the flavor
take some home...i'm sure you'll savor
but just think it over...its a critter, they slew

oh !
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
honest, it would disgust you
give it a think, when sausage links, you chew

love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
(oh, meaty...meaty...meaty...meaty...stains)
love that meat, but...seen it made ?

(animal noises punctuated by yelps of pain)







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Guy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - From reading this it has brought to mind a school field trip to a meat processing plant when I was a kid. Some of the kids got squeemish but I worked on a farm and it was just the way things were. You would never eat baloney, most cold cuts and hot dogs again if you ever have seen them being made. Hogs at market are the worse. They have a higher intelligence and they know what is going on. Enough with that already - you going to eat that pork chop? If not pass it over here. This parody meats your highest standards of butchering otherwise innoculous OSes.
alvin - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks guy....i've never been inside a meat processing plant...but i used to work at a place that was near the main meat processing area of los angeles...they put them all together in one zone so they wouldn't be stinking up other parts of town...the most disturbing one was "farmer john".....it was surrounded by a gaily painted wooden fence depicting cartoon piggies, having picnics, riiding bikes, flying kites and so on, whilst the air was filled with the smell of burnt piggy death...i don't eat meat with bones....but i am a carnivore to be sure
AFW - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Meaty subject, I grew up on a midwestern farm, where we used to DIY butcher..but, I'd be too squeamish for that, today...original and very well done parody
alvin - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW...hell, i used to nearly throw up trying to put a worm on a hook
Invisible Boy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
From history lesson to social commentary. We are seeing the serious side of alvin in 2008. Unique idea for a less often parodied Meatles song.
alvin - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB.....meatles...lol
PMS - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Too many great loins to mention
Peregrin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi alvin :) This one was a choice cut!
alvin - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS and peregrin

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