Song Parodies -> "Ballad Of Alfred"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad Of Alfred"

Parody Written by:

Byron Holmes

The Lyrics

You know that polka dot woozle from the "heffalumps and woozles" segment in Winnie The Pooh? Well, I think this is what happened to him.

Alfred the woozle, regrets '68,
'Cause there's a movie he stars in that he really hates.
He stole from Disney, gave to MGM,
That cause his career to come to an end.
Friday night turned into a nutcase,
Sunday morning, pranking all the nuns,
Monday he poisons bootlace,
Gave someone runs!

Alfred the woozle, playing lots of PONG,
from then he switched to Donkey Kong.
*sax and organ solo*
Then things went wrong!

Alfred the woozle, reunion '88
All for being in a movie that he really hates.
*sax solo*
Very 1st day was never ending,
2nd started wasn't very long.
Finally his hope was pending,
used gear weren't kindling.

Alfred the woozle, regrets '68
'Cause there's a movie he stars in that he really hates.

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