Well I'd like to relax and watch some TV
My wife has other plans for me
Sweetly hugs me and gives a kiss
Then she hands me a to-do list

And oh-oh well honey do, yeah, honey do,
honey do, honey do, honey do
She says "I've got plans for you, oh yeah, honey do"

Well I love my baby, and a lot I'll take
I'll mow the lawn and the leaves I'll rake
Fix the radiator so we have more heat
Install a carpet for under our feet

And oh-oh well honey do, yeah, honey do,
honey do, honey do, honey do
This broken chair I must glue, uh-huh, honey do

[Oh, fix the porch, one time for me.]
[Walk the dog]
Mmmm hmm
[Chop wood]

Well I'm here at Home Depot on a Saturday night
'Cause my honey said "get new lights"
A drop cloth I'm layin' down,
Now I'm painting--it's some shade of brown

And oh-oh well honey do, yeah, honey do,
honey do, honey do, honey do
I've got two nuts and a screw, uh-huh, honey do

[Oh, hold this dear, while I hammer]

Well honey do, well honey do,
The list got longer, honey do,
If I refuse, it's adieu, oh-oh, honey, do