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Song Parodies -> "Drunk Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk Together"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

here comes that barkeep
he's been...servin' up sloe gin
i've had...beaucoup highballs
on the...floor, i'm rollin'
on a...dare...downed...some...chablis
guzzled down straight vodka and some long island tea
drunk together
right plowed
overly

we shared some cheap wine
had a...rotgut snootfull
drank some...funky whisky
and some...jack and cola
i say...you drink two...i'll drink three
one thing i can tell you is you can't outdrink me
drunk together
right plowed
overly

can't hardly function
i'm a...wobbly bar coot
i've had..bonus shots poured
till i'm...highly fractured
i've had...drinks...brown..bestowed on me
hold on to my barstool as i reel violently
drunk together
right plowed
overly

i use no coaster
i have...wet rings formin'
i toss...bloody marys
till i'm...all a-tilt here
i gulp...tons....of rum....till numb...is me
ain't no overlookin' i'm as smashed as can be
drunk together
right plowed
overly
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Stan Hall - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's margarita made with triplefives.
Guy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
If I imbibed, I'd drink to this one. So totally excellent. I could actually hear The Beatles singing this in my head as I read it. This is absolute primo writing here. This is such a fun song to parody. I've done it a few times and always had fun with it. You, Sir Alvin did one fantastic job with the weird wording that was written by whichever Beatle(s) wrote this OS. They must have been in the same state of mind as is he who is described in this parody when the OS writer wrote it. One of many great lines:

"i'm a...wobbly bar coot"

I give this parody 5 boiler makers. If the vote count went to seven it would get a "Seven and Seven". Well done indeed!
Guy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh - I almost forgot to call you a "Drunken Bum" you drunken bum, you. =;-)
AFW - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Staggers the imagination...a real cap snapper...been there a few times
Invisible Boy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Of the many parodies of yours that I have read, I think this is one of your best. You captured the tone of the OS, and made it funny. I think you and Stan are both having a John Barleycorn Tuesday.
alvin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan...a margarita is actually my favorite drink....thanks guy...john wrote this one...got sued by chuck berry too for using the "here comes old flat-top" line...john stole that from "you can't catch me"..lol about drunken bum....thanks AFW....yeah, me too....thanks IB...appreciate it
littleCaboCakes - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I admire a any cowboy who can "wabo Cabo"
alvin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleCaboCakes...lol
2Eagle - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Good play on words. Now go on to Whisky Bar by the Doors.
Peregrin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin, does this mean you were on good behaviour that night in 2006 at Dennys? :)
alvin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....thanks peregrin....i don't think they serve booze at denny's...besides i like to drink at home where i can just fall down
MrMacphisto - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL... one of today's best
alvin - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto

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