fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better

the girl with hair of gold
was with her sibling
lurking in the forest, green
i shouted out a holler
shouting "hello...
i love children...i'm not mean"

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

they had a step-mom, hardened
who had told their dad
they must be sent away
i led them to the kitchen
and invited them to fatten up all day

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

they started in a-dining
thought me kindly
cause their stomachs were in need
their tummies had been growling
with a message
that they craved some food, indeed

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

i smiled as they were eating
at the table
where they had their fannies parked
i knew just what they liked
and hoped their little appetites
were fully sparked

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

fried fried fried baby
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

then they tossed my ass in the oven
yes, those kids attacked
then they cooked me up in the oven
now, i find i'm turning black
as i'm on the rack