I got every reason on earth to bar-b-q
cause I just bought this nice pork shank for you
just marinate one day
and cook it up with propane and say
not too bad, but I'll fry instead

I got a deep fry holder bigger than a mile
and I've just rolled and breaded it with smiles
to cook for you right now,
but it's a pig and not a cow
not too bad, as I'll fry instead

I like to fry when the cupboard's bare
you will die, but I don't care
you're gonna gain some weight today-hey
but you'll lose it then someday

and when you do you're gonna see what's in my mind
as I fix up some chips and hot pork rinds
yes I'm gonna break em in two,
and drop them in the grease for you
I could bake, but I'll fry instead

I like to fry when the cupboard's bare
you will die, but I don't care
you're gonna gain some weight today-hey
but you'll lose it then someday

and when you do you're gonna see what's in my mind
as I fix up some chips and hot pork rinds
yes I'm gonna break em in two,
and drop them in the grease for you
I could bake, but I'll fry instead