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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Shop Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Strawberry Fields Forever"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Shop Forever"

Parody Written by:

Art Paul Schlosser

The Lyrics

Let me take you there
Cause I'm going to
The local shopping mall
They've got plastic things from wall to wall
And nothing is real
I want to shop forever
I want to shop forever

I think my credit is real
It must be high or low
But if it's max out
I'll get another credit card

Let me take you there
Cause I'm going to
The local shopping mall
They've got a plastic penguin on their wall
And Bart Simpson talking dolls
I want to shop forever
I want to shop forever

We can camp outside the artificial plastic tree
Get our camping gear from the camping store
Eat dinner at the Happy Burger Land
And shoot animals at the video arcade

Let me take you there
Cause I'm going to
The local shopping mall
They've got CDs wall to wall
And Britney Spear's new T-shirt
I want to shop forever
I want to shop forever

Let me take you there
Cause I'm going to
The local mini-mall
They have frozen ice cream cones
And lots of weird funny looking martin things
I want to shop forever
I want to shop forever
Words of Cheese and Other Parrot Trees by Art Paul Schlosser(The CD Which has I Want To Shop Forever)
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Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Art, good to see you over here (I've heard your stuff on badave and madmusicarchive). Funny stuff, I enjoyed reading...5s.
2Eagle - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Bart Simpson talking dolls - LOL. If you want a real live Bart Simpson have a baby boy. Plad Christmas - colorfully funny. Are you Scotch? If so, what clan?
PlaidCupCakes - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, the Plaid Xmas was great! How about a line or two on " Santa's Paid Kilt" ?? In Scotland that's what he wears, on his ~Big Night~ !

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