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Song Parodies -> "Once I Got Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Once I Got Wood"

Parody Written by:

Bob Emmet/Project Sisyphus

The Lyrics

I haven't amirightted in a while, buoyed by the stunning success of our album, "FInding Emo" (success here being defined as sales in the high single digits). But, it's time to get back to what's important: the music. Ruining it, that is. This one's slightly crude for us, but hey, Mom says we can watch PG13 movies now.
II once was a girl, wishing to own, a “Y” chromosome
I longed for the day, if only I could, somehow get wood

I bench-pressed 350, smoked Camels and played for the Browns
But unlike my teammates, I still had to pee sitting down

Like Shatner I longed, boldly to stick, alien chicks
Found a doc who agreed, now proudly I flog, my new Captain’s Log

I walked home with trouser-filled swagger, just like Al Pacino
Feeling as manly as Tyson or even Janet Reno

Now, testosterone makes me behave very depraved
Weird things that men do, I understood, once I got wood

© 2008 Bob Emmet For funny tunes, weird photos, and a blog nobody reads, visit our website: Project Sisyphus
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Invisible Boy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent. I can't believe I'm the first to vote.
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Peregrin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
And I cannot believe I am only the third! Good work! Extra points if I could for pointing out Shatner's sole reason for cruising the galaxy :)
Project Sisyphus - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks,IB, Peregrin, and Exclamation Point Guy!

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