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Song Parodies -> "Ballplayers Field With Leather"

Original Song Title:

"Strawberry Fields Forever"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ballplayers Field With Leather"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

pitcher takes the mound
count is oh and two
ballplayers field
keep their eyes peeled
in case the ball should roll about
ballplayers field with leather

fielding ain't easy with glove closed
or when just standing languidly
you gotta crouch, you know
in touch with the game, no doubt
or balls get battered off your knee

home team's back in town
slump, they're going through
ballplayers field
mitts for a shield
sometimes the game becomes a rout
ballplayers field with leather

no strikes, he slings...he's wild, you see
i mean they're always high or low
the batter takes it slow
digs in...as the ball takes flight
but will not swing at pitches, bad

balls are tightly wound
sometimes teams are too
ballplayers field
multi-year deals
if spheroids they routinely clout
ballplayers field with leather

all-stars at some times, happily
but you know some never make those teams
when striving for your dreams
sometimes it can all go wrong
it must be bad for self esteem

baseball bats can pound
and they often do
ballplayers field
nerves are concealed
your goal is just to get them out

ballplayers field with leather
ballplayers field with leather
ballplayers field with leather

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adagio - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm rather lost when it comes to sports, but I can recocnize a really good job done on this one. Excellent rhyming. 5's
alvin - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks adagio...i was hoping this would appeal to the non-sports fan....the only sport i really follow is baseball...and its like a religion to me
McKludge - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
That is a fantastic baseball parody. Fits the melancholy mood of an 0 for 15 slump. And yes, I'm a huge baseball fan, too. DirecTVs Extra Innings package was the best $150 I ever spent.
2Eagle - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Even though I'm a football fan I liked this. USC Trojans forever.
John Barry - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Steroids for spheroids!
alvin - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge...extra inning package ! ...i'm jealous....thanks 2eagle...can't say i know much about football....thanks john.....next problem MLB needs to look into is the shattering bat issue
Meriadoc - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I too liked 'spheroids". Just don't mention the Indians. :-P
alvin - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry....cleveland who ?????
LittleCupCakes - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~ Mighty Duke o' Roads~ these phrases caused me to see 'another' type of game leather altogether . . . chaps anyone ??
Peregrin - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh: "or balls get battered off your knee"! Great imagery all the way through alvin, I really enjoyed :) McKludge, count your blessings, I too, am a baseball fan, however, living where I do makes viewing kinda tough! :) I also nominally follow the Dodgers, and I gather from some of the comments I have seen on this site over the years, that would a cause of some mirth!
AFW - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This a-mounds to a home run...good pitching
alvin - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LittleCupCakes...yes, leather is very versatile....thanks peregrin....i've been a dodger fan for 40 years and darned if they haven't done a thing of note in the last 20 years...thanks AFW...glad ya liked
Guy - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Very good mental imagry in this presentation of what has been called "America's passtime" - but in reality should actually have been called "orginized loitering". If this were an actual game the pitcher would get an ERA of 555. Bad era for a pitcher but not for a parody. Nice job Alvin.
alvin - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
organized loitering...lol....thanks guy
Alpha Skua - May 08, 2022 - Report this comment
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