Song Parodies -> "I Will Control Your Land"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"I Will Control Your Land"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

As sung by Dubya Bush to Saddam Hussein:

(instrumental intro)

All your oil... for our consumption...
My war has been long planned.
Your oil... serves my function...
I will control your land...
I will control your land...
I will control your land.

We'll seize - change your regime.
Like in Afghanistan.
We'll seize - change your regime.
We will control your land...
You won't control your land.
I will control your land.

This time I'll flush you for my pappy, with pride.
Though you'll appeal to God above,
You can't hide!
You can't hide!
You can't hide!

Your oil for... our consumption.
My war has been long planned.
Your oil... serves my function...
I will control your land...
I will control your land...
I will control your land.

This time I'll flush you for my pappy, with pride.
Though you'll appeal to God above,
You can't hide!
You can't hide!
You can't hide!

Your oil for... our consumption.
My war has been long planned.
Your oil... serves my function...
I will control your land...
I will control your land...
I will control your land...
I will control your land!

Author's web page version with MIDI

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