asked that girl if she'd go out with me
she said, "surely...i agree"
i wanna drink, shameless...till down on my knees
then you can do something if you please

baby, you can drive my car
when i'm guzzlin' at the bar
baby, you can drive my car
when i am too drunk to

i told that girl that my reasons were good
and she said, "maybe...guess i could
i'll just eat peanuts and eggs soaked in brine
while you just have you a wetter time"

baby, you can drive my car
when i'm guzzlin' at the bar
baby, you can drive my car
when i am too drunk to

"please be my D.D., yeah"

baby, you can drive my car
when i'm guzzlin' at the bar
baby, you can drive my car
when i am too drunk to

i told that girl we should leave right away
then she said, "listen, babe...i got something to say
i'd drive your car but that wouldn't be smart
cause i've got no license and can't take part"

baby, i can't drive your car
when you're guzzlin' at the bar
baby, i can't drive your car
when you are too drunk to

can't be your D.D., yeah
can't be your D.D., yeah
can't be your D.D., yeah
can't be your D.D., yeah