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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of John And Sarah"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of John And Sarah"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

watching her at her first convention
seeing her kick obama's ass
the media said, we will kill her, she's dead
you know the left has always been so low class,
Christ has made her life easy
no matter what she has to defeat
the way things are going
the left will die so it be..

sent the wolves "Investigate Sarah!"
lies or truth,they treat it the same
John McCain called to say
they've always played it this way
now they've got the lefty elite here to blame

Christ has made her life easy
no matter what she has to defeat
the way things are going
the left will die so it be..

drove obama crazy mad like a fox
tongue tied him near for a week
the newspapers said, see the hair on her head
but the brooch was the best fashion piece,
Christ has made her life easy
no matter what she has to defeat
the way things are going
the left will die so it be..

saying she's a honey from a tiny place
giving upher loaves for charity
last night the left said
oh boy, we're now dead, we're gonna be such big a-holes.. see!

took the family back to Alaska
press has said she wanted to hide
the newspapers said
she shot a caribou dead
is that the girl you want on your side?
Christ has made her life easy
no matter what she has to defeat
the way things are going
the left will die so it be..

saw the early ratings for palin,
now the race is so in the bag
now barack's in pain, or should I call him Hussein?
his campaign has shown the man does nothing but lag
Christ has made her life easy
no matter what she has to defeat
the way things are going
the left will die so it be..


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TR - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
"No matter what she has to defeat" seems quite wordy to me, why not, "No matter what she defeats"? 455
2Eagle - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm not picky. It is your message that matters - 555.
norCALvotress - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, I can see these two " talking" in a bed for week . . . it would certainly get a lot more media coverage from the ' dasRight ' than J & Y got.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
This one wasn't even any good. You're usually good on pacing, Malcolm. Not this time.

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