-> "Joe The Plumber"
Original Song Title:
"Come Together"
Parody Song Title:
"Joe The Plumber"
The Lyrics
Sell me, sell me, sell me, sell me,
He run the pipe shop,
When plumb, poop go out slowly.
He use, poly-glycol,
For one, slowly flo-wer.
Got no hair, bald, as can be,
Got no need for broker,
Wants the businesses keys.
Quote me, quote me, quote me, quote me,
He give the boo sign,
He caught, no can do all.
Was shot, money figures,
Refute, B'rack Obama.
He say, don't owe you, don't own me,
Your thing is to sell YOU,
And you ain't foolin' me.
Joe the plumber, his vote, might not see.
Bail me, bail me, bail me, bail me,
No tax reduction,
He can't, fund us some loot.
He can, oh no afford,
No more, line of credit.
While Main Street's, down, on hands and knees,
Holding on the farm there,
Makes us feel ill at ease.
Joe the plumber, fight now, set us free.
Bite me, bite me,
His role, our poster,
Don't want, share our earnings.
Forgot, Magna Carta,
Want no, Adolph Hitler.
They play two for one, economy.
Got a good job cooking,
Just wants "propriet’ry".
Joe the plumber, likes small, industry.
Joe the plumber, yeah... Joe the plumber yeah...
Joe the plumber, yeah... Joe the plumber yeah...
Joe the plumber, yeeah... Joe the plumber, yeeeeah....
Joe the plumber, yeeeeah... Joe the plumber, yeah... Joe the plumber... yeah...
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