-> "Paper Bag Lighter"
Original Song Title:
"Paperback Writer"
Parody Song Title:
"Paper Bag Lighter"
The Lyrics
Paper bag lighter! (Paper bag lighter!)
I can tell you, kiddies, cause I wrote the book
on how to fix a neighbor who’s a mean old schnook:
Match, waste (use a shovel) in a sack’s the gear
to complete the job if you want to be a paper bag lighter! (Paper bag lighter!)
By the door, on porch, shove “borrrowed” turds and then
set the thing on fire, do you understand?
Then punch the doorbell, quick, and hit the trail --
you can bet it’s gobs o’ good fun to be a paper bag lighter! (Paper bag lighter!)
Paper bag lighter! (Paper bag lighter!)
After trouncing flames, when neighbor raises shoe
he’ll be mighty sore to see reeking poo
and be scraping dung from sole of Nikes® while
loosing raging sounds. Oh, it’s fun to be a paper bag lighter! (Paper bag lighter!)
If you really like this, do it ev’ry night,
cause it’s très fulfilling and the risk is slight:
if you just leave burning poo and disappear,
there’s no need to quake. Don’t you want to be a paper bag lighter? (Paper bag lighter!)
Paper bag lighter! (Paper bag lighter!)
Paper bag lighter!
Paper bag lighter!
Capr’ing igniter!
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