Great job alvin. I ain't never seen nothing better than this. Where do you get you're idears at ?

thanks IB...i like gots me a muse who ideas in my heads puts in like, ya knows

Very funny...Is that sort of a Popeye accent?

thanks AFW....mebbe...hard to speak well with a pipe permanently poked in your piehole

Great work on a fun idea, Alvin, that renders me utterly unable to resist including here the full text of a news report quoted (sans attribution, alas) in an email I received this morning :

----------- NOVEMBER 18, 2008
Obama’s Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy

Stunning Break with Last Eight Years

In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.
Millions of Americans who watched Mr. Obama's appearance on CBS' "Sixty Minutes" on Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tick, which had Mr. Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.
But Mr. Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.
According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it "alienating" to have a President who speaks English as if it were his first language.
"Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement," says Mr. Logsdon. "If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist." The historian said that if Mr. Obama insists on using complete sentences in his speeches, the public may find itself saying, "Okay, subject, predicate, subject predicate - we get it, stop showing off."
The President-elect's stubborn insistence on using complete sentences has already attracted a rebuke from one of his harshest critics, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska. "Talking with complete sentences there and also too talking in a way that ordinary Americans like Joe the Plumber and Tito the Builder can't really do there, I think needing to do that isn't tapping into what Americans are needing also," she said.
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This done be a real good parody.

thanks stan...funny stuff...thanks...thanks john...i glad i dood it rightly for ya

Sir ALvin ~Marquis de Swervin' Roads~ How I adore men who can create their own personal Language, if not their own words !

thanks MadameLesMots... i try

This here parody gots to be the best one you wrote! Takes me back to English class. My bro sometimes comes up with his own language or slang terms. For example at the comp, he types "prolly" for probably. I'm always impressed by his speech and I pick that up quite occasionally. That's also how I learned his term "Cheersage"!

thank you so much christine....i have a friend who says "prolly", but i hadn't heard "cheersage"....that's great...lol

sorry christie....called ya "christine"...a pure case of mispronounciation...i apologize

Ah reckon I lahk dem sum of dem dehr paradees ya do ser, MMMM HMMMM!!! Alright den...555

For some reason I was reminded of John Prescott while reading this (possibly the only politician who makes GWB seem positively eloquent). :-D

thanks harry and phil

Ya done good

thanks PMS