-> "FILF"
Original Song Title:
"Help"
Parody Song Title:
"FILF"
The Lyrics
Filth!
But where's the udders?
Filth!
Guess I made a sod err!
Filth!
It's worse than sodom-com!
Filth!
Well I typed sloppy when I surfed the other day
I never knew that type of site existed anyway
And when the page came on, in shock I hit the floor
And then I crawled up to the wall and ripped the power cord
MILFonline dot com, I typed it wrong
And I hit a site where I sure don't belong
FILFonline dot com it came along
And it did freeze, freeze all me
I've seen some stuff deranged throughout my online days
But what that site displayed should surely be displaced
Now I've got online angst, I fear that there's no cure
I think that I will never trust the internet no more
MILFonline dot com or 18 teens
Was the site I planned to visit without jeans
FILFonline dot com buggered my screen
And it had no birds and bees
I may be kinky, even yucky, but not gay
I never wanted any bloke to help me out that way
I pray no pics were cached through my PC's back door
And I have found I have no urge for porn surfing no more
MILFonline dot com it has some pics
Of the kind that will appease old fashioned dicks
FILFonline dot com's a dirty trick
And it's just sleaze, sleaze to me
To me!
To me!
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