Song Parodies -> "Why Don't We Do In Alvin Rhodes"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road"

Original Performer:

"Why Don't We Do In Alvin Rhodes"

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The Lyrics

why don't we do in alvin rhodes ?
i'm tired of his outdated modes
its clear he has no moral codes
that's why i hate this fellow loads
no more he'll be haunting us
why don't we do in alvin rhodes ?

why don't we do in alvin rhodes ?
his work just makes my head explode
he has a style that's sure to goad
let's kill that shaggy headed toad
no more he'll be haunting us
why don't we do in alvin rhodes ?

why don't we do in alvin rhodes ?
i rue the day when in, he strode
he takes a song that smoothly flowed
and dumps it straight in the commode
no more he'll be haunting us
why don't we do in alvin rhodes ?

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Phil Alexander - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

So attack parodies are allowed, so long as you're attacking yourself? :-)

alvin - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks phil...yup, apparently so...lol

MasonR - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

OMG. Nothing like a little self-effacing humor to end the year, eh, Alvin? Please don't do yourself in--or let anyone else have the honor. I enjoy your parodies too much! 555!

Jason - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

And there is me thinking that TSB wrote this under Alvin's name, lol.

Andria - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

Alvin, I'm absolutely sure that TSB didn't write this, because I don't see any capitol letters, and since attack parodies about oneself are allowed, I might write one about myself. 5s.

alvin - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks mason....nope, can't get rid of me THAT easy...lol....thanks jason....nope, not TSB...although you could go to whatfreaks.com and check out what is under the george strait / alan jackson parodies if you're interested in a terribly written parody on this same subject...thanks andria....nope the small letters are a dead (pardon the pun) giveaway...i'd love to see your personal attack parody

2Eagle - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

You may have started a trend.

Leo Keough - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

Good one, Alvin! - That Rhode would be I-555 - What's next - 'The Long and Winding Rhodes'? Oh wait, you already did 'The Songs of Alvin Rhodes' to that OS.

alvin - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks 2eagle...hope so..i like being a trendsetter....thanks leo...yeah, not the first time i've beat myself up parody-wise..but this IS my first attempted murder...lol

Dylan Baranski - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

This is odd, I never saw anyone write a parody attacking themselves. 555 for the fresh new idea. By the way, I also wrote a Beatles parody, you guys should check it out.

Christie Marie M - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

I echo Mason's comment. Always enjoyed your Beatles parodies! I agree with the line "he takes a song that smoothly flowed", which you do. Heck, I would also think of writing a self-attacking parody someday. 5s.

Christie Marie M - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

Since you are a Beatles fan, there's this website to check out. It's on http://www.nutsie.com/music/The%20Beatles. They play random tracks from The Beatles, which makes it more fun. (Knowing you, you probably listen to every Beatles songs). It's like they have their own radio station.

alvin - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks dylan...glad ya enjoyed....thanks christie...ooh...sounds like a fun website...i'll check it out.....i do actually have just about every beatles song on my ipod plus tape a weekly 3 hour radio show each sunday....i can't get enough beatles

John Barry - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

The ultimate self-deprecation song.

alvin - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks john.....it was touch and go for a moment but i think i'm gonna pull through and torment you all in '09....happy new year !

AFW - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Now, if you'd have dropped the "In" in the title and directed it just to the female specie..it would have a whole new meaning....good write..

alvin - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...lol....good point

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