-> "I'll Try The Bed"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Cry Instead"
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Try The Bed"
The Lyrics
they've got every reason on earth to be mad
cause i just wrecked the only home they had
when things get in my way
i smash them up with no delay
i'm a brat
now i'll try
the bed
i took a nip at the porridge, their dinner did i eat
chair, i rocked and teetered, trashed complete
if they could see me now
they'd try and chew me up somehow
i'm a brat
now i'll try
the bed
don't wanna pry when the beasts are there
i shan't try till they've gone elsewhere
right now they're half a mile away-hay
if they came back
my skin they'd flay
and if they do, i'd better hide...naughty girl
cause they'd take me all apart, their claws unfurled
yes, they would just rip me in two
no telling what a nasty bear would do
i'm a brat
now i'll try
the bed
i start to cry when they show up there
my eyes wide cause i'm so darned scared
no place for me to hide away-hay
the bears came back
now i must pay
so now i'm doomed, they tanned my hide...naughty girl
right quick i begin to dart, how my legs did whirl
but gosh, even quicker they flew
i found out what an angry bear can do
i'm a brat
now i've died
i'm dead
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