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Song Parodies -> "All My Cousins"

Original Song Title:

"All My Loving"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All My Cousins"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Close your eyes, and I’ll jump you
Tomorrow I’ll dump you
But I know you’ll find someone new
And the reason I know
Is your standards are low
So I’ll send all my cousins to you

Yes, I know they are icky
Thank God you’re not picky
Though I’m sure you’ll act like a shrew
But we both know you’ll bend
And take them in the end
So I’ll send all my cousins to you

All my cousins
I will send to yoooou
All my cousins
Buford, Fred, and Stu

**blistering fretwork**

Close your eyes, and then kiss me
Goodbye, cause you’re hist’ry
But there is no need to be blue
Though our love’s gone to hell
You have tested quite well
So I’ll send all my cousins to you

All my cousins
And some uncles tooooo
All my cousins
Even Thelma Lou

All my cousins
All my cousins
You do all my cousins
There are quite a few
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Timmy1000 - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice of you to look out for both your former love and your family. How noble of you.
McKludge - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
And in the deep south, the one you dumped just might have been a cousin, too.
Arwen - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I call dibs on Buford!
alvin - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
i howled nonstop....a parody from you is a rare treat these days
UnKnownVotrix - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't see any ~CampagnaBros~ in this group !?!?!
Stuart McArthur - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I really think that I've earned the right to not have to go sloppy thirds after Buford and Fred (...well, maybe not Buford) - lmao Claude - 555
AFW - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Relatively terrific..
Phil Alexander - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
:-D
Ann Hammond - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I like and my password is SEN
MasonR - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Family comes first, I always say.
marthdtox - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
really funny lyric!
Glen S - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
:cD lmao
Claude Prez - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks everybody

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