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Song Parodies -> "He's Stealing Home"

Original Song Title:

"She's Leaving Home"

Original Performer:

"He's Stealing Home"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

fifteenth inning...at one o'clock...as the play begins
sadly, the score is still...four to four
leaving, were fans who could take it no more
then the lead off man quickly triples...clutch hit...the fans all flip
quietly slipping off third, is he
slipping away, he doth flee
he...(gave us the thrill of our lives)
is stealing...(he made the run of his life)
home...(don't stop for anything...let your feet fly)
he's stealing home and the pitch is now thrown...as the patrons cheer

how we roar as this guy leaves third and proceeds on down
should have known better...but he's not scared
man on the mound flings the spheroid with care
the throw's sound...its nearing the catcher...wowee...the play is on
why would he try this so recklessly ?...is this guy out of his tree ?
he...(he's only out for himself)
is stealing...(just wants to win this himself)
home...(we wished so hard that the throw would sail by)
he's stealing home...with the outcome, unknown...but he'll fail, we fear

fifteenth inning...at one o' clock...as he makes his way
waiting, the catcher....a quick tag is made
fleeting, he ran...but his motor fades
he...(guess he knows now he was wrong)
is stealing...(everyone knew this was wrong)
home..(sure it was stupid but he had to try)
he tried to slide..but the tag was applied...as the patrons jeer
he's out at home...bye...bye

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Mark Scotti - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Perfect tune for this! Very poetic(as those long games get to be..) Fives

adagio - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

It was a good parody, alvin. Too bad I don' know much about baseball. 5's

alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks mark...glad ya enjoyed....thanks adagio....in a real baseball game it would be tremendously stupid to attempt a steal of home with nobody out

Timmy1000 - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

The score was 4 to 4, but yours is 5 to 5 to 5 with this one Alvin. The interplay with the two different singing parts was great. After 15 innings, the players are probably trying anything just to be done with it so they can get some sleep. Who won eventually?

alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks timmy...since this is such a sad song, probably the visiting team

2Eagle - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

She's leaving Home to He's Stealing Home - LOL.

alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks 2eagle...glad ya enjoyed

AFW - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

You should be a sports broadcaster, alvin very good...reminds me of that old favorite, "Casey, at the bat"

alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...i have a deep love for baseball

Christie Marie M - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

This ball player may have recklessly lost for his team, but you scored 555 home runs in this song!

adagio - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

NOW I understand a part of it. Thanks alvin. ; )

alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks christie...glad ya dug it...you're welcome adagio :)

PMS - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

You have a hit here.

TT - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

More prolific than the Fab Four themselves .... loved "spheroid", but aren't baseballs supposed to be round (other than the stitches), rather than elliptically curved? lol. ... Don't mind me -- ya batted this one out of the park, and at 555 feet, dang near broke the Babe's record. (not counting Mantle's "rolling" measurement)

alvin - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks PMS...thanks TT...i stole "spheroid" right out of "casey at the bat"

Edward Thayer - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

I'd sue you for plagiarism, if I weren't long dead and the poem in the public domain!

AFW - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Mr. Thayer...your name is actually, Ernest Lawrence Thayer...but you can be Edward if you wish

alvin - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks mr. thayer...i only stole "spheroid"...honest....and the fact that it ends with a man being out.....AFW...lol...guess you can change your name after death...yippee...i'm gonna be "roger"

Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

The play is being reviewed... and it's still a five!

Mr. Thayer - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

You *do* realize that your memory dies when you do, right? ... and for some of us, long before :-( ... lol ... and roger, Roger (Thayer now becoming Leslie Nielsen).

alvin - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks michael and mr. thayer...i have zero experience at being dead, although some claim i've been braindead for years

Andria - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Sorry I'm late to the party, but this parody was first-class. I remember what the spheroid is (it's the ball, you told me a long time ago). I can see why you want to change your name to Roger, what with all the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" jokes you've probably had to endure. As for my name, I haven't gotten many negative remarks about anything but shipwrecks (the "Andria Doria", which sank off Nantucket in 1956) and psychopathic mass child murderers (Andrea Yates). And no, you don't seem to be brain-dead. I seem to be sometimes, though. 5s.

alvin - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks andria....glad ya enjoyed...yes, chipmunks have played a great part in my life....BTW...a new alvin movie is planned for christmas

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