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Song Parodies -> "Hey Newt"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Newt"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Written in 1996, addressing House Speaker Newt Gingrich
Hey, Newt! You are so bad
You were dead wrong and won't get better
Remember, you faltered after your start
But you won't part, and you're getting bitter

Hey, Newt! Aren't you afraid?
You were dead set and out to get us
Opponents are getting under your skin
So you begin to get bitter

And anytime you inflict pain, hey, Newt, explain
Don't carry a chip upon your shoulder
For now you know that you're a fool
To be so cruel by making the poor people poorer
Na na na na na na na na na

Hey, Newt! Why do you frown?
You have found things are getting tougher
Remember, you faltered after your start
But you won't part, and you're getting bitter

So do not doubt the fix you're in, Hey, you can't win
No matter how long you've been reforming
And don't you know, that it's like you
Hey, Newt, you fool
The storm you created will get colder
Na na na na na na na na na

Hey, Newt
You are so bad
You were dead wrong and won't get better
Remember, you faltered after your start
But you won't part, and you're getting bitter
Bitter, bitter bitter, bitter, bitter, oh...

Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey, Newt

Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey, Newt

(repeat last verse, ad infinitum)

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