Song Parodies -> "Poor Kids In Woods"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

"Poor Kids In Woods"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

...a hansel and gretel parody...

this poor boy and girl
were sent away
mercilessly
shipped off to their doom
step-mom no good
poor kids in woods

wee bread crumbs were laid
but they saw not a scrap anywhere
the birds had come 'round
and they pecked up the scatterings there

so on they did trudge
and after time
old witch, they find
house strangely construed
all gingerbread
inside, they're led

she told them the oven was warming
and in there, they'd land
they told her, "no kidding?"
and shoved her right in, as they'd planned

then the old witch croaked
wicked old crone
now only bones
yeah, they lit a fire
cooked her up good
poor kids in woods

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AFW - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Great addition to your Mother Goose spoof list

Fiddlegirl - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

The Goose is Loose once again!

Mark Scotti - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Gimmly deserving a 555 degree bake in oven! LOL

Jason - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Surrealistic. 555

2Eagle - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Good tale set to the Beatles.

John Barry - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Gotta hans it to you, this is a gret parody.

Christie Marie M - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

When I was a kid, I always saw me and my bro as Hansel and Gretel. As a matter of fact, I still do. Sometimes, my mom would act like the kids' mother/stepmother in the story because she would work us like dogs and would have tempers whenever in a bad mood. I haven't heard this OS for a long time, but you chose the perfect OS that fits the story. Worked well! Here's some enchanted 5's for this enchanted tale!

TJC - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Those weren't the ones wrying wolf, were they? Great parody you've baked up!

Andy Primus - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Great work with the subbing - especially liked pecked up line & all gingerbread

Old Man Ribber - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Alvin, Master of the Beatles Parody, turns to this "Grimm" topic and nails it. 5-5-5! ;D

TT - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

If these tales were movies, they'd be R-rated for violence - sick, sick, sick; five, five, five.

Timmy1000 - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Another fairy tale and another Beatles' OS; great job, Alvin.

John Jenkins - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Very good job of pointing out how fairy tales perpetuate "witch profiling."

alvin - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...thanks fiddlegirl...the goose is never far from my mind...thanks mark...thanks jason...thanks 2eagle...thanks john...thanks christie...glad ya enjoyed...thanks TJC...nope...thanks andy....glad ya dug it...thanks OMR...thanks TT...thanks timmy

Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment

E-HE-HE-HE-HE my pretties - oops wrong witch and wrong storyline. I love it when the witches get it in the end or sometimes the beginning as in OZ. Sometimes people like witches are so evil that you have to drop a house on 'em just to get their attention. A FAIRlY good tale you have spun here again sir Alvin - Watch for it this week - I have another Bates on the burner.

All that gingerbread eating made me hungry - think I'll fix a sand-witch. Bewitching parody, Here eat these gingerbread 5s.

alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks guy...looking forward to the upcoming bates

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