I thought i was gonna be happy,
She's my fiancee, yeah.
That Russian girl's calling me her daddy all day.

She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride in underwear.

She gets three meals for free.
She's packing on pounds yeah.
Hot water was a luxury,
In her home town.

She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride and not an Au pair.

She never had chicken that was fried.
You'd think she'd act nice,
Not go on a shopping spree.
After her green card it was goodbye.
I really need advice.
Why is she divorcing me?

I thought I was gonna be happy,
And have a parade yeah.
I'm no sugar daddy.
I feel betrayed yeah.

Oh, she's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride and now I swear.

I don't know why she needed to lie.
I went and rolled the dice,
Look what she did to me.
After her greencard it was goodbye.
I really need advice.
Why is she divorcing me?

She got three meals for free,
She packed on the pounds yeah.
Hot water was a luxury,
In her home town.

Yeah, she's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride and i'm a square.

Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.