Song Parodies -> "Resell My Dell ( The I.t. Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"Michelle"

Original Performer:

"Resell My Dell ( The I.t. Lament)"

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The Lyrics

resell my Dell
these are comps that function very well,
bought it from Dell

Resell my Dell
it' ; s pas un morceau de merde à vendre
quite an ensemble

I want to I want to I want to
that's for some cash today
until I get my pay
I will type the only words I know that highlights my brand

Resell my Dell
it' ; s pas un morceau de merde à vendre
quite an ensemble

I reboot I reboot I reboot
I need a clean XP
oh what it's done to me
until I'm thorugh I'm hoping you will vote some fives for me

I'll love you
I want to I want to I want to
that's for some cash today
until I get my pay
I will type the only words I know that highlights my brand

Resell my Dell
it' ; s pas un morceau de merde à vendre
quite an ensemble

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Old Man Ribber - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Great job. Anybody want to buy my VIC Commodore? ;D

Andria - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Great job, Malcolm. I hate PCs, and am 100% into Macs. I've got a refurbished mid-90s LC III that has an external CD-ROM drive (remember those? ;-) ) and a built-in floppy drive, as well as a 2008 MacBook Pro. Both seldom freeze up and have no viruses, whereas my dad's Dell came from the factory with malware and is a pain in the ass. I've also got a working Apple Lisa and an Apple IIe that I use for games. 5s.

OMR: Is it the kind you need to use an old TV as the screen, or does it already have a screen? I'd take it if I didn't already have the Lisa, the IIe and several unopened Commodore 64s.

Warren Baker - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Can't wait for the "Dear Me / HP" version! Here's a few 5's to help you through the pain.

OMR- Got any games with that ;-)

Old Man Ribber - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment

LOL...I was kidding in an attempt to show how low tech I am. ;D

Phil Nelson - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment

I feel like reselling my dell after the problems I've had with viruses lately. What does the French mean? 5's

Andria - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Phil: As for the French, I know that "merde" means "excrement", and I'm almost 100% sure that "vendre" has something to do with stores or selling things. Don't quote me, since I was a straight-F French in high school. (Actually, all I got was Ds and Fs. It's a wonder that I even graduated.)

Ann Hammond - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment

he he

malcolm higgins - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

it's to the effect it\s NOT piece of shiese..k??

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