Pelts, cover my body,
Welts, battle scars on me,
Felt, private’s burn from the sun, pelts.

Now I'm cro magnon, need a partner I could tame,
I'm searching in the forest for women I could brain.
But how my sight was wrong, my eyes had been obscured,
Club had tried, to get a bride, hit raptor, bit my drawers.

Pelts make a warm man, sleep safe and sound,
But as growls approaching late, pelts will turn brown.
Melt down, Ice Age gone, I almost drowned,
No more freeze, less pelt needs.

And now I hunt till late, killed tiger ate my weight,
Screw PETA Bedrock cries, smashed seals had a buffet.
Now woman finding stick, stands out, pelt's unsecured,
I have to find, a girls behind, need hump jump my sex cure.

Pelts can not hold, shows manness proud,
And soon I'll reciprocate to woman found.
Dealt her, one good blow, I drag on ground,
Cave girl sleaze, need pelt free.

I am a winner, my cave sealed now, so she stays,
I should have noticed, muscled body lines I need explained.
And how she woke up wrong, her squeals man like for sure,
Changed mankind, same sex assigned, cave needs a closet door.

Pelts concealed my wife, could not see mounds,
And I did not anticipate what pointed out,
Held me, I'm HIS girl now sex confounds,
Gel I need, my goat's freed, cross breed, Pan speeds, out......