-> "Weight Watchers Club"
Original Song Title:
"Rocky Raccoon"
Parody Song Title:
"Weight Watchers Club"
The Lyrics
Now sometime in September of 61
An overweight woman in Queens
Wanted to lose weight and her name was Jean Nidetch
Thought over eating was a bitch, she didn't like that
Said I was gonna lose that fat
So from her cookie obsession
Weight Watchers was born, became a sensation
Weight Watchers Club, it certainly does
Offer a wide food product line
To burn off the fat, from a snack attack
And help you shrink your waistline
There's so many ways, with all the entrees
So you can lose the weight and get it done
Cause if you eat right and don't pig out at night
You will turn out to be a Smart One
Just only one meal, can make a great deal
For making your life so much better
Exercise too is always good for you
You can be your own trend setter
But the best thing to do, is control food
And weight watcher's give you a great start
Now after six weeks, your scale doesn't speak
And your needle doesn't go all the way right
And your starting to feel real good
Like the back of the box said you would
And you feel better, that you can wear something tight
Now Weight Watcher's Club is a very good start
To get back where you want to belong
But with exercise it will reduce the thighs
And soon you will be singing this song
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