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Song Parodies -> "I Want a One Night Stand"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a One Night Stand"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Originally posted this on amiright 3 years ago but recently looked and it wasn't there. Now its back.
Oh yeah when I take you home you'll see the promised land.
And when I lose my clothes I want a one night stand.
I want a one night stand. I want a one night stand.

Oh please pardon me if I'm a dirty old man.
And please pardon me if I don't want your hand.
I want a one night stand. I want a one night stand.

And when you say you love me I roll my eyes.
And when you mention marriage its a surprise, surprise
Surprise.

Yeah I'll take you home; show you the promised land.
And when I lose my clothes I want a one night stand.
I want a one night stand. I want a one night stand.

And if you ask to move in I'm so horrified.
And when you ask for a ring I'll run and hide, run and hide
Run and hide.

Yeah I'll take you home; show you the promised land.
And when you get in my bed I want a one night stand.
I want a one night stand. I want a one night stand.
I want a one night stand.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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UnKnownInNoGAL - June 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, perhaps these were John's original words to this Beatles' hit ? ? at least what was going thru his mind, no doubt!
Guy - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Gotta "hand" it to you Wiseguy. Just wish you'd have varied the chorus. There was so much more that could have been done with this. I like the title switch very much. I five you, oh Wise one.
Guy @ Cupcakes - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Ah - I think you overlooked voting on this one.
TW - June 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Well Guy in all fairness to me I was only writing parodies for 6 months when I wrote this one. I'd like to think my writing skills have improved a little bit since then. Still may change lyrics on this one

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