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Song Parodies -> "Do You Vant To Know De Secret?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Want To Know A Secret"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Vant To Know De Secret?"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Jou'll nevah knauw how much I hreally luff to
grapp little geuels where you shoot not d'er
lizzn, do you vant to know de secret?
demokratts haff leuned it vell, oh oh
scandal, stick your tongue into d'er eahs
say de vorts dey long to heer
teurminateur two
oh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I've leahrnt de sekkret from Bill Clint'n too
we're both pikks, yess it's truee
Jou'll nevah knauw how much I hreally luff to
grapp little geuels where you shoot not d'er
lizzn, do you vant to know de secret?
demokratts haff leuned it vell, oh oh
scandal, stick your tongue into d'er eahs
say de vorts dey long to heer
teurminateur two
grapp little geuels where you shoot not d'er
lizzn, do you vant to know de secret?
demokratts haff leuned it vell, oh oh
scandal, stick your tongue into d'er eahs
say de vorts dey long to heer
teurminateur two
oh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I've leahrnt de sekkret from Bill Clint'n too
we're both pikks, yess it's truee
Jou'll nevah knauw how much I hreally luff to
grapp little geuels where you shoot not d'er
lizzn, do you vant to know de secret?
demokratts haff leuned it vell, oh oh
scandal, stick your tongue into d'er eahs
say de vorts dey long to heer
teurminateur two
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