Robert Gibbs - the White House voice,
The Press Sec - Obama's choice,
Saying what The One would say
In his smug and smarmy way.
He worked seven/twenty-four,
Could have earned a whole lot more.
So he'll work for O.'s campaign.
'Tis the end of Bob's T.V. reign.

Gibbs can't live on a modest salary,
Unlike you and me - nine hundred grand needs he.
Gibbs can't live on a modest salary.
He's in poverty - and "des-ti-tut -i-ty".

For the public is annoyed.
Over nine percent is unemployed.
He is back with O.'s campaign.
(Brass band playing "I've Got A Crush On Obama")

Gibbs can't live on almost two hundred grand.
It's not what he planned. His critics should be banned.
Gibbs can't live on under two hundred thou.
There's no way no how! He'll make a lot more now!


(Four lines of administration gobbledy-gook and double talk over music and sound effects)


Speaking gigs will be all right -
Fifty thousand bucks for ev'ry night.
(Thousand bucks, or more - that's right!)
Better than a lobbyist
(Rake it in, hand o'er fist!)
As a spokesman he won't be missed.
(Just make sure The One's *ss gets kissed!)

Gibbs can't live on a modest salary.
It's just lunacy - did not do this for free.
Gibbs can't live on a modest salary.
Can't you people see - he's aristocracy!

Gibbs can't live on a modest salary,
Spouting flippancy - and gross hipocracy.
Gibbs can't live on a modest salary.
Damn the G.O.P. - you dummies let him be!