Song Parodies -> "Speaker Boehner's Money-mart "Club Tan""

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

"Speaker Boehner's Money-mart "Club Tan""

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The Lyrics

ROBIN HOOD IN REVERSE! Rob from the poor and give to the rich! Way to go, Mr. Boehner! Where are the %$#&* jobs?????

It was twenty weeks ago today,
Speaker Boehner brought us all dismay!
They're all robbing from the middle class
And they're gonna' stick it up our ass
So let me introduce to you
The Congress for the next 2 years,
Speaker Boehner's Money-mart "Club Tan".

We're Speaker Boehner's Money-mart "Club Tan".,
Our donors you will never know.,
We're Speaker Boehner's Money-mart "Club Tan".,
Sit back and watch the nation go. (right down the drain)
Watch them take that money, lots and lots of money
Speaker Boehner's Money-mart "Club Tan"..

"It's wonderful to see us, obstructing every bill.
You're such a lovely caucus, yes,
We'd like to make you vote for us,
we'd love to take your vote."

"We don't really want to help the poor,
So, we thought we'd raise their taxes more;"
Now the Speaker's going to tell some lies,
And we love it when he goes and cries.
So let me introduce to you
The Congress for the next 2 years....
And Speaker Boehner's Money-mart "Club Tan".

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Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

You got it all wrong, Mr. Speaker. It's, "Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, tan me hide while I'm dead!"

John Barry - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

I wonder if Boehner is a descendant of William of Orange.

Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Well, John, it would explain why he's trying his best to put this country in dutch.

squire malloy - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

sad but true. What would Jesus do? And how was His tan?

WarrenB - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

This was really well done! Easily, Jeff, your best yet (and I don't say that because you hail from my old home town).
@squire- I'm pretty sure tan-in-a-can wasn't available in biblical times ;-)

Old Man Ribber - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Jeff - Of course I disagree. Remember my scores for your excellent skill and help me out when the one-bomber trashes my work, okay? ;D

A Birther - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Where's the birth certificate? Where's the school records? Where's the testimonials from anyone who knew him? Where's the nunber 666? On the back of his cranium!

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