Song Parodies -> "Nice Mrs. Ketchup"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard"

Original Performer:

"Nice Mrs. Ketchup"

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The Lyrics

Nice Mrs Ketchup wakes in the mall
Sheds in the day in front everyone
Drives over all the holes in the road
Hurting her tires as she goes
Keeps a fifty dollar bill in her pocket
Such a weird young woman
Such a strange young woman

Her brother Jim lives in a tree
He stays at home, he's a procrastinator
Stays home and watches the television
They say it's really hurting his vision
His mom wishes he had study nuclear fission
Such a lazy young man
Such a crazy young man

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U Can Tear a Bldg Down But U Can't Erase a Memory - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Good parody. There was once a club called "Mean Mr. Mustard's" on a strip across the street from the university I attended, until greedy developers came to bully people and destroy.

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