Song Parodies -> "Oh My God...its My God"

Original Song Title:

"Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da"

Original Performer:

"Oh My God...its My God"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

adam was the first one in that garden place
god determined him a lonely man
conjured him a gal to start the human race
and threw them out when everything got out of hand

oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod
oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod

noah knew a heavy flood was soon in store
total devastation it would bring
loaded up the animals and shut the door
and all the people left behind began to sing

oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod
oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod

with his woman and kids, lot had built a home, sweet home
god told him to split....so he did depart
a pillar of salt he owns...ha ha ha ha

isaac had a son that he could not replace
god said you should kill that little bloke
isaac raised the knife up to the poor kid's face
and god stepped in and said back off, its just a joke

oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod
oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod

god gave us his son....earth was not his home, sweet home
started hitting the skids...wheels came off the cart
i guess that you can't fight rome...ha ha ha ha

seems that earth is now just a forsaken place
hated is abundant in the land
maybe god should show up soon to spread some grace
and finally kill off all the vestiges of man

oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod
oh my god...its my god...such a mean god....oh my god....he wields a rod

i guess he think its fun...so if you see god, run !

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AFW - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment

Hey, Alvin...good to see you back in camp...fine switch of this old Beatles classic...humor and religion are always a winning mix..and this is no exception...reflects your usual clever parody writing talents

Claude Prez - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment

ha ha ha ha

2Eagle - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

Good to see you back. That is a hard song to parody and you did a fine job.

alvin - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks to all....glad you enjoyed

Bruno - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. Hail Caesar.

alvin - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks bruno...lol

Andria - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

Love the OS, and I love making fun of religion. Again, I'm happy to see you back, haven't been on Facebook or here much since real life has taken priority over the Internet... 5s.

alvin - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks Andria...glad ya dug it

Christie Marie M - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment

OMG!! Another great parody from Alvin Rhodes. Nice to see you the first time in a long time, best friend! Sorry I missed this one, because I couldn't find it right away in the new entries section. This is swell. Shows I gotta be careful of how to treat God. Goes to show there's nothing to fear but God himself. I just got to be careful not to sing this kind of song in the Philippines because most of them are Roman Catholics....well, I'm not in the Philippines, so I enjoyed this one and hope you could write more parodies soon. As usual, 555's!

Belle - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment

You were joking that you think God is mean, right? :/

alvin - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks christie....you made my day.....thanks belle....he can be a little cantankerous

NorCalCougaress - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, Duke o'Swerve~ . . . I adore the way you 'wield your rod' . . .

alvin - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks NCC....lol

Old Man Ribber - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Alvin has returned and walks among us! Fine job as always. To paraphrase Gallagher, God must have a sense of humor. Could we possibly be the work of a serious Deity? One minor point...it was Abraham who was supposed to sacrifice Isaac. ;D

Wendy Christopher - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Heheheheheee.... top class! To give anything less than a 555 would be blasphemy. I'm a little worried that you're gonna get lynched by any hardcore Christians that come across this one though... if that happens, give me a shout and I'll... um, protect you via the medium of internet typing... or something....!

alvin - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment

oh yeah.....isaac was the son.....no wonder i flunked sunday school....thanks OMR........lol thanks wendy....i've been in trouble with them before and i imagine i will be again...thanks for the support :)

Patrick - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment

The story of Abraham & Isaac I always found disturbing, still do. I have read a quote by Thomas Jefferson that the God of the Old Testament was one of the most unpleasant characters in literature. A very well written parody. Took me a couple days to notice it, but well worth the wait.

Patrick - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment

A note to the grammar guru. If WRITING YOUR MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS IS CONSIDERED TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST SINS ON THE INTERNET, what about those who write in all lower case?

Below Average Dave - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment

I don't know about sins, but I'd say all lowercase is kind of like the shy person in a bar/club just as the all upercase is the loud obnoxious bar hopper

alvin - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks patrick and BAD...i'm just kinda lazy about the shift key

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