Hadron Collider

It's got a million-page instruction book
It took us years to build, come and take a look
It's experimental and some people fear
We'll destroy the Earth with the power of the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

It's more energy than ever made by man
There are those who say we don't understand
Just what could happen at this power scale
But don't be conCERNed, there's no danger at the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

Hadron Collider

With a million protons, give or take a few
We can learn a lot in a year or two
But if we don't, we'll still be wearing smiles
'Cause it's smashing fun smashing atoms in the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

It'll push things almost to the speed of light
We could soon find out if Stephen Hawking's right
Will a micro black hole, if it does appear
Just evaporate or start swallowing the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

Hadron Collider

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