I had the fish today, oh boy
It tasted like it had been doused with Raid
And since the sauce was rather bad
Well, I just had to gag
And pook up in a bag

I threw my guts out in a bar
I didn't notice that the steak had mange
A crowd of drunkards stood and stared
They'd seen that face before
Everyone was pretty sure that I was from the dump next door

I had the stew today, oh boy
A single bite and I could stand no more
A crowd of waiters turned away
But I just had to hurl
On a little girl

I'd love a full...re...fund...


Threw up, my garlic bread
Like a Pez dispenser head

Found my way outside to grab a breath
Felt like death, and noticed I was green

Looking like, a total dork
I was paging Ralph O'Rourke

Staggered back inside, began to choke
The manager spoke, so I kicked him in the balls

Aaaaaaaaaah...


I had the shrimp today, oh boy
I had to drown it with some Worcestershire
And though the chunks were rather small
I had to barf them all
Now my stomach knows just how it feels to be a basketball

I'd love to kill...the...chef...