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Song Parodies -> "Avon Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Good Day Sunshine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Avon Lady"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Surely, not all Avon ladies are like the one in this here ditty.
Avon lady
Avon lady
Avon lady

I have makeup, and it’s by Mary Kay
Because your brand irritates my skin
However, I am int’rested
In your clothes and tiered cupcake stand

Avon lady
Avon lady
Avon lady

Look through your book I got from my mother
I also like the pancake pan

Avon lady
Avon lady
Avon lady

I gather money for my order
Next thing I know I’m turned away
I walk on, tell everyone in town
Not to be doing business with you

Avon lady
Avon lady
Avon lady

Avon lady
Avon lady
Avon lady

Avon lady
(Avon lady)
Avon lady
(Avon lady)
Working my way up to 26, as most everyone's aware.
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Rob Arndt - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice parody-555! I did an Avon parody too using Madonna's song: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/madonna139.shtml
Rebekah Dub - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you. Your Avon parody was good, too. =)
Rebekah Dub - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
However, somehow I submitted it twice. Maybe I was checking (a little too late) to ensure that I got the decade right, and apparently it submitted a second time when I refreshed it. Next time I'll check a little more carefully before pressing the Submit button, lol.
Rob Arndt - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
NP Rebekah, as you probably read, I had to deliver my mom's Avon!!!
Rebekah Dub - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
I bet that was fun. =)

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