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Song Parodies -> "Three Sexual Claims Appear"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Three Sexual Claims Appear"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

REP candidate Herman Cain is still under fire for three seperate sexual harassment claims that he has yet to explain to America. He has now refused to cooperate with the media as well as the American people to tell his side of the story. His "Don't even go there" recent response indicates an unwillingness to exonerate himself if the claims are false; but if they are true, he is either in denial or a liar, plain and simple... his 9-9-9 plan is also just a gimmick. Sounds good on paper but practically useless or on the other end, harmful to most Americans. He needs to come clean on the claims and concentrate on his vision of America's future...
(Urge for more!)

Herman Cain is a human being
REP candidate in the lead
Although his percent over Romney is lean
So how does he compare to the others? (Now that)
Three sexual claims appear

Could it be, a decade later we see
That Cain is dishonest, lacking integrity?
In comparison to others (Now that)
Three sexual claims appear

Well, his organ was "sprung"
Made advances women shunned
Cost the NRA Big time...

Today, debate within the Right
What Cain did was not alright
“Don’t even go there” is his answer, not polite
How does he compare to the others? (Now that)
Three sexual claims appear

Well, these could spell "doom"
To his campaign soon
He could suffer a sharp decline...

Cain’s in all the REPs’ sights
The race is still too tight
And he’s in trouble without real answers
How does he compare to the others? (Now)
Another Clinton-style liar!!!

I personally never cared for Cain and the chances of America electing another Black President after Obama seems remote. This does not imply I am racist, since I don't want to see another Texas cowboy (Perry) win the REP nomination either or the 2012 Election. And Newt and Paul are two old white men out of touch with mainstream America. Romney is a Mormon whose loyalty is questionable while Huntsman and Santorum seem inexperienced. Michele Bachman was my first choice and was ahead until Perry entered and she had a hard enough time with 7 male opponents as well as her mixed-up comments (perceived as another Palin joke). I disagree. Bachman is qualified, experienced, and a solid GOP Party platform supporter. Has anyone noticed in all the debates that Bachman seldom gets any real air time to speak. It's like she is being shut-out in favor of the males. It's time for a Female President like other nations. And don't sweat it- this is just my own opinion. Vote your conscience. Vote for anyone- period!!! There's nothing worse to me than political agitators that don't even bother to vote. All my life I have met them and all of which have been frenzied DEMs and lazy Indies. REPs tend to be eager to vote on anything. I am a harcore partyline REP since Reagan.

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