Yule log, burning in the fire
Egg nog, Daddy's getting higher

Waiting on Christmas Eve is more than I can take
Wish I could go to sleep instead of lie awake

Sunrise, finally appears
Surprise, Santa Claus was here

Race to the Christmas tree to find a pair of socks
Pajamas, underwear, a fishbowl full of rocks

What'd you bring to me
What'd you bring to me
What'd you bring to me
Santa, tell me what'd you bring to me

[SOLO]

Look round, must be something else
Just found, sitting on the shelf

A pretty box that must hold something really cool
Open it up to find some new supplies for school

What the hell is this
What the hell is this
What the hell is this
Santa, tell me what the hell is this
Ehh

Waaaa-haaaa!

Hey, yule log, what
Hey, yule log
Hey, yule log
Hey, yule log

Hey Dad
What's that, Son?
Crap
Whaddaya say?
I said, Crap!
You not havin' fun?
Grrrrr-rrrrrr, wah-hah-hah!
You're grounded! That's right! You!

That's it, Dad, wah-haaah! That's it, you sod it!
Oh, ho! Oh, ho ho!
Don't look at me, Dad, I'm only a chillun
You are! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Bite it! Bite it!
Hey
Bite it!
Hey, yule log