The stage, the screen, the script, the scene
The show is all the noise
The set is for the poised
The search is for a Tony
The stars all act so phoney
Acrimony, sanctimony
Everybody wants into the show including me and my pony


The longer you cast, the harder they’ll gasp
The harder you grasp, the longer it lasts
Get the look, the lines
The laugh of life enjoyed
The love of girls and boys
The lights that shine with Emmy’s
The life that’s lived by Demi
The assembly, The unfriendly
Everybody wants onto the show including me and my lemming



Your good side is shown when your bad side is not
The public all watch what is privately known
Take your cue, the chance
The call that makes your choice
The cue to use your voice
The chops to make the roster
The cool to win an Oscar
Screw imposters, let things foster
Everybody wants Into the show including me and my otter