Now somewhere in the backwater towns of South Dakota
There lived a chubb chaser named Rocky Raquel
And one day his woman showed up on a dancing show
Showed 'ol Rock her areola
Rocky kind of liked that
Said I'm gonna have that girl
So one day he blew into town
Called her on the phone, said he'd make her his own

Oh Rocky Raquel,
Went to his motel
To begin the creep stalk of his idol
Rocky had come,
Equipped with a gun
To shoot up the legs of his rival
His rival it seems
Had broken Rock's dreams
By leading the girl of his fancy
Her name was McGipp
And she showed off her nip
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man
Whose name was Tristan
Were in the showroom doing a hoedown
Rocky burst in
And grinning a grin
Said, "Tristan dude, this is a showdown."
But Tristan was hot
He quickstepped and shot
And Rocky collapsed at the station
(Aaaah, oh yeah, yeah yeah)

Now, the head shrink came in,
Scratching his chin
And proceeded to sit at the table
He said, "Rock, you're a real disgrace"
Rocky said, "Gots to love me some Nancy Grace"
And I will get her, Doc, I'll get her as soon as I am able!

Now Rocky Raquel
Spent a year in a cell
For appearing deranged to his warder
The head shrink checked out
And left Nancy no doubt
To beware 'ol Rocky's disorder!
(Aaah, oh yeah yeah, yeah!)