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Song Parodies -> "Hate Damn 1-Ply!"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hate Damn 1-Ply!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This version of the OS is about when you need to use the restroom in a box-store that stocks tons of 2-ply quilted TP only to discover that they use cheap 1-ply for the customers! Target and Wal-Mart are terrible! At least Costco uses quality as do most good supermarkets like Safeway, Bel Air, and Raleys!!!
Hold it, try
Hold it, try

Restroom sign
Restroom sign

Damn! 1-ply!
Wipe it dry
Damn! 1-ply!
Wipe it dry

Cheap box-store TP- why?

[2-ply is in supply
... VASTLY in Aisle 5]
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Porfle Popnecker - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
It's Charmin Ultra for me, or no go.
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle. I'm disabled so the 1-ply crap (no pun intended) is ridiculous in stores that carry 2-ply (quilted or unquilted). Also, the Target and Wal-Mart restroom stalls are so cramped. What gives? I mean, some of the Wal-Marts have 150,000 sq feet or more and cannot make a decent restroom plan???

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