Song Parodies -> "Bistro"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

"Bistro"

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The Lyrics

One of several parodies themed after "THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" books series, AND using a Beatles White Album song to boot. Enjoy, all you Slartibartfast fans.

Bistro moving through the day and night
Take this dinner check and make us fly
Cramped inside
You are just the transport of that Slartibartfast guy

Bistro bending all of space and time
Take this coffee stain and warp us please
Toy with cheese
You are just a part of dinner guest complexities

Bistro fly
Pierce the sky
Into the black holes that math holds tight

Bistro glide
Mass divide
You are the pride of a handy guide

Bistro multiply the speed of light
Take unfinished wine and bring us home
Speeds unknown
Waiter’s only waiting on the matrixes we’ve flown
Waiter’s only waiting on the matrixes we’ve flown
Waiter’s only waiting on the matrixes we’ve flown

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Matthias - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment

Loved all of these Hitchhiker's Guide parodies you've done today! Perhaps you should turn the entire White Album into a Hitchhiker's Guide themed parody album (although that seems a bit hard to do seeing that there are soooooo many songs, nearly 30 in the White Album. Yet again there are 6 books in the series so it is possible)

Agrimorfee - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Interesting.

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