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Song Parodies -> "The Captain Lied"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Captain Lied"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Captain of the cruise ship Costa Concordia lied about the events of Friday the 13th that caused the ship to hit a reef and cut a 160 ft gash into the hull. He was deliberately trying to get closer to shore for claimed "tourist value" but ignored the reef and the ship collided. When he realized what he had done and with the ship listing after taking on water- he chose to flee in a lifeboat and was caught by Police ashore. Even after given the chance to return to his boat to help get eveyone off, he refused!!! That alone is worth 12 years in prison and then there are now 6 deaths and 16 still missing, 4 days later... not to mention the damage to the ship which is part of the Carnival line.
Reef collide
Reef collide

Terrified
Terrified

Lifeboat ride
Police arrived
Captain lied
Fault denied

Careless approach cost lives!

[He should serve prison time]

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WCJ - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Short, but very SwEeT! :-) 555!
Rob Arndt - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks WCJ! The radio intercepts were on-air today and the Capt. straight-up lied about the situation and where he was. He abandoned ship while there were hundreds onboard! A total disgrace and the crew spoke diverse languages that probably added to the confusion. Carnival stock dropped 16% already!
John Barry - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Tragically funny.

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