-> "See Kudzu"
Original Song Title:
"She Loves You"
Parody Song Title:
"See Kudzu"
The Lyrics
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I almost lost my lunch
When she cooked for me today
She ladeled out a bunch
And I was inclined to say
That I see kudzu
In this creepy vegan hash
I see kudzu
And I break out in a rash
She said it's good for me
Organically refined
But I said, can't you see
I practically go blind
When I see kudzu
As an element of food
I see kudzu
And it warps my attitude
Whooo
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
Even though low-fat, I bloat up like a bag
She started to boo-hoo
And said I didn't care
So, while turning blue
I choked down what was there
And ate my kudzu
Down to every rancid bite
This kudzu's
Culinary kryptonite
Whooo
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
Even though low-fat, I bloat up like a bag
If I was a cat, upon her clothes I'd gag
But this girl's all that, and I'd adore...a shag
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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