Chloe O’Brian, looking at your screen
Wonder how you manage to steal the scene
Who’s more sarcastic? Oh, your snarky stare --
I get such a woody when your nostrils flare

Four o’clock, a bomb inside a suitcase
Five o’clock, a terr’rist on the run
Six o’clock, a helicopter/car chase
Man, this is fun

Chloe O’Brian, I’m in love with you
You’re my favorite analyst at CTU
Chloe O’Brian, sorry Edgar’s dead
One of only two or three times, tears you shed

Seasons 1 and 2, we were without you
Season 3, a noob annoying Jack
Seasons 4 through 8 we didn't doubt you
You had his back

Chloe O’Brian, making me horny
Wonder if you’d open your socket for me?