What’s the deal, Coulter, Ann
With your scary mutant hand [1]
You look like an in-drag man who's too bony

Has a right-wing point of view
And a Reagan tail tattoo
Thinks she's way more smart than you and me

Coulter, Ann, you're snarky
And you spout such malarky
Coulter, Ann, polemic screed is your brand

Wouldn't know civility
If it bit her gluteally
Don't think she thinks critic'ly at all

Coulter, Ann, so scary
And you're quite contrary
Coulter, Ann, from how many shows have you been banned?

Doesn't have a single clue
Spews forth journalistic poo
All her columns stink like eau de brie

Coulter, Ann, stop hissing
You don't care who you're pissing
Coulter, Ann, who've you turned off more folks than?

What's the deal, Coulter, Ann
Setting up your next strawman
No surprise your biggest fan is Hannity
Hating all the libs you pan oh so snotty
Preaching to the right-wing fans, plus nobody