Song Parodies -> "Getting Butter"

Original Song Title:

"Getting Better"

Original Performer:

"Getting Butter"

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The Lyrics

Continuing my complete butchery of my favorite band, I submit more parodies written around the time the Anthologies came out. I know there may be ideas similar to what's already here, but oh well. P.S.,I have new website under construction.

I'm getting butter for a time..
I've been on a diet too long
The cravings are getting too strong
That margarine taste, is helping my waist
But I've got to have food that's wrong

I have to admit I'm getting butter
A little butter, for a time (an entire tub)
Yes I admit, I'm getting butter
A little butter on which to dine

I've gotten as huge as a whale
I can't see my feet on the scale
The doc said no more, can't fit through the door
My will power just seems to fail

I have to admit, I'm getting butter
A lot of butter for a time
Yes, I admit I'm getting butter
A lot of butter and it's all mine
Getting so much butter all the time

I used to be cruel to my stomach
I'd eat me a lunch of a salad and tea
Hungry I was and I know it's because
All that dieting wasn't for me

I admit, I'm getting butter
A ton of butter on my bread
Yes, I admit, I'm getting butter
A ton of butter till I am fed

Getting so much butter and it's mine....

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Leo Jay - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Yo, that's fat.

Adagio - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good one, Rick... 5's

Melhi - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

G, I'm glad you submitted this one, it slipped by me, before -- sure to be a huge hit!

Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) O-le-o, le-o, no. You should record this one on the Land 'O Lakes label.

Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Great job! 555!

Spaff.com - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

You butter? You butter? You bet!

I've never liked the domestic violence lyrics in this original's bridge. Thanks, RAD, for giving me something to sing in their place.

Claude Prez - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Ain't no butter parody than this. Hey, wait, I stole your pun. And Spaff, domestic violence in the original? I always thought "I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her..." meant at Parcheesi or something.

neminem - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Very cleverl. 5'd.

Meriadoc - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Had to give you a 4 on pacing as you left out some better butter batter babblings just before that bad bridge (as Spaff identified it - I thought it was a verse...) but anyway, it was a clever idea. Definite 5 on funny.

John Jenkins - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done, Rick.

Paul Robinson - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick - This was butter than I expected...very sweet job ~ guess I'll fatten you up with some more "Five's" here.

Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent job...nice spread!

martha - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

well

2nz - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment

(delayed abc's comment) Mail those mellons there, but her butter butt here. Nice and fattening, Rick.

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